Welcome to the BCB's special offers page! Special Offers are brought to you by BCBS, a BCB services company. As CarbonNeutral guidlines are still in their infancy, we would like to offer, to our readers, a set of CarbonNeutral documents which certify you officially as being CarbonNeutral, at the previously unheard of price of $29.95. Now when someone criticizes you for driving an SUV, pickup truck, or older 70s beater, you can wave these CN documents in their face. Order now, before the Jan. 1, 2011 deadline and recieve at no additional charge the official "I Done Bin Declared CarbonNeutral  " bumper sticker. Order before the deadline and I'll send you not one, but TWO complete sets of documents, with bumper stickers! Ever wish you could buy something for that special someone without actually spending anything? Well here's your chance. Buy one set for yourself at the unheard of price of 30 bucks, give the second set to your special friend. He/she will think you just spent 30 bucks on them. One document covers a family of up to 3.4 people. Document upgrades are available for larger families.  Interest in this offer has been unusual to say the least....at least when compared to some other "usual" Interest-in-fill-in-the-blank. So act now before CarbonNeutral morphs into some other catch term. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Attention: Companies To: Business Ethics Dept. Heads,      Here at BCBS we became aware of the need for CarbonNeutral cloaking for those mid sized companies which do not have the enviro-clout of a Microsoft or a Toyota.      We are proud to announce the creation of CarbonNeutral certificates for businesses, which entitle the bearers to frame and display, as well as brag about the great deal they got on them.      This is a one time offer, with each certificate being given its own sequence of numbers, letters, and dashes. There are no dues to pay, no memberships required, no pollution credits to keep track of. POTENTIAL ANNUAL SAVINGS: Salary of 1 Pollution Credits manager-----$68,580 Traveling expenses related to Association and Club meetings------------  12,800 Paper costs, bandwidth, highlighters, etc. as needed to keep up to date with the latest trends in managing, purchasing, and trading of Pollution Credits.---------------------------   3,562 Total annual expenditure-----------------$84,940 Cost of 1 BCBS CarbonNeutral package, cloaking companies with up to 750 employees-----------------------------$129.95 That's a potential annual savings of --$84,810.05 Do not confuse other offers and scams out there with this one. These are the original BCBS certificates you've read and heard so much about. Order before the Jan 1, 2011 deadline and receive, at no additional charge,  an official receipt of your purchase, envelope including postage, and your Company Name carefully printed right on the CarbonNeutral certificate! .....but there's more! Order before the deadline and receive a complimentary letter from BCBS, complimenting your Company's fine taste and responsible attitudes , juxtaposed against the environmental degredation caused through the actions of those greedy companies that simply refuse to purchase a BCBS CarbonNeutral certificate! Your Company's budget doesn't allow for the $129.95 one time charge? We are proud to announce BCBS's Cloak As You Go program. For the low price of $4.95 per month, you get a digital certificate sent to you, good for one month's cloaking. This alternate certification covers up to a maximum of 750 employees, just like our premium lifetime certification. The Cloak As You Go option allows you to try it out with no large up front commitment. Try it out for up to 3 months, decide you want to pledge the full commitment, and we'll apply the entire amount paid of $14.85 towards the purchase price of  a permanent certification, minus 3 months worth! Thanks for taking just a bit of your valuable responsible time in reading this, and we hope to help you with all your future envirocover needs. All inquiries should be sent to bluecollarspecialoffer202@bluecollarbytes.com Visiting Barely,Utah soon? Why not swing by BCBS Aerospace? This is where all the hard work and nitty  gritty dirty business of engineering and integrating your designs into one comprehensive co-operative package takes place. While being marveled by our staff's dedication of purpose and seriousness of effort, why not visit  the BCBS Bazaar&Tapestries, located on the lower air-conditioned levels? Our food court offers a culturally diverse menu with everything from Polish Sausages to BurFritos TM, a delectable creation made right here by our own Pelchit Requen, head of BCBS Propulsion Div. At BCBS, we take the view that not only is an omoeba is a maggot is a goldfish is a rat is a parrot is boy. We also believe there is no more room for divisive labling, or class structures, or unecessary divisions of  "required duties" beween the lowliest janitor up to top management. Your just as likely to find Jeremy {a long term fixture here at BCBS} cleaning the public restrooms on the Bazaar level, as you would in his regular duties cleaning up after Oliver, BCB CEO. Complaints? contact: Oliver@bluecollarbytes.com